JACK AND THE BEANSTALK SCHOOL PANTO

A SCHOOL PANTO IN TWO HALVES WITH THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS:
CHARACTERS
Jack: a dim witted but happy boy
Jill: sensible sister
Dame Walls: always ever so sad!
Baron Von (INSERT NAME): the meanest landlord in (SCHOOL NAME)
Goldilocks Malone: a cute, but cunning kleptomaniac
Ben Smurf: very pleased he has been promoted to Detective
Jerry Smurf: carries a clipboard for dramatic effect
Evil Genius: evil, but not much of a genius
Minion 1 and 2: helpful sidekicks to Evil Genius- a little TV mad, but pragmatic
Narrator 1: sensible part
Narrator 2: sensible part
Dave the Cow: magically transformed into a clever cow
Astronaut: he’s been to the moon and can moonwalk
Dusty Springfield: a poor witch who is kept in a dusty cupboard
Villager 1, 2 and 3: very nosy villagers, listening in on other people’s gossip
6 Market traders: selling various items at the London Market- need to be able to ‘ad lib’
Clown: can’t stop laughing
Doctor Who: Like the one on TV, but works in a hospital saving lives
Mary Poppins: Can make any child behave!
Mrs Ogden: Likes a bit of gardening and tidying
Dorothy: Ever so fed up with people taking her clothes
Mrs NAME: herself
Harper: a Harpist
Hen: who has a lot of difficulty laying eggs.