Miss De Meaner (or Mr Meaner if being played by a man!) is the new head teacher at the school. To staff and students she is the perfect head teacher but really she has a master plan to rule the world! Can our brave students Jack and Jill supported by the staff (Miss Place, Miss Take and Dolly Dollop the lunch lady), defeat the evil and save the school? This is an original pantomime script for staff to perform to students. It was written after the school governors decided they wanted to do something special for the students at Christmas although it can be performed at any time. There are six main parts and 3 smaller parts who only have a couple of lines to say. Back drops and scenery are not required and props are kept to a minimum (a small loaf, a white sheet and 3 cloaks.) There are two optional sound effects but these really aren’t required for the plot. When our staff performed the pantomime our rehearsal time was an hours read through in the morning. We took the scripts on stage with us and in all honesty the children didn’t mind one bit! They just loved seeing the staff do something special for them. I hope you enjoy the script as much as our children did!

Mrs Meanie is the evil head teacher who thinks that fun isn’t part of a school life. Will she manage to ruin the school talent show or will our heros Jack and Jill save the day? This was performed by the governors and staff of the school who wished to do something different for the children. As with traditional panto Dolly Dollop is the Dame played by a man and when it was performed the governor had made sprout earrings and really dressed up for the occasion! He hid and wasn’t seen by the children or other staff members until his appearance on stage. Due to lack of rehearsal time (we had a read through for an hour the morning of the performance!) the cast went on with scripts in hand. We felt that this didn’t impact the performance at all, if anything, added to the silliness of it! There are parts of the script which will allow you to use references to local places to add that personal comedic touch! I hope that it gives your students as much enjoyment as ours received from seeing the staff in a different light! There is no scenery, backgrounds or props required (except a clipboard) There are excerpts of some music that you will require (Macarena, YMCA and the Flower Duet) 6 x Speaking roles and as many non-speaking extras as want to take part!

Miss Potts is the teacher whom every year has the job of putting together the Reception class Christmas Nativity. Every year it all goes wrong but will this year be different? The script is written for a cast of 11 children in years 5 or 6. There is no scenery, backdrops or sound effects required and props are minimal. The performance itself will take no more than 10 minutes as has been written as a short Christmas sketch which would fit in to any Christmas concert.

An original comedic play which is a modern take on the Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. Caroline Scrooge is a grumpy teacher who hates Christmas. After a visit from her old teaching assistant (whom she over worked) She is visited by a fairy (Fairy Nuff) who takes Caroline to see Father Christmas to teach her the true meaning of Christmas. A play with a cast of 10 actors who can be male or female. Props are minimal and can be easily created. There are 3 separate scenes although no scenery is required. The play lasts about 10 minutes and is suitable for ages 11-14. The play would work well for an end of term performance as part of your Christmas celebrations.

An original comedic play which is a modern take on the traditional Christmas story. It’s the old story with a comedic take. Mary and Joseph arrive at the inn to find there is no room but there is a stable in the back cue wise men getting wise men getting lost, shepherds chasing sheep across the desert and angels getting grumpy as their big entrance is ruined! A play with a cast of 9 actors who can be male or female. Props are minimal and can be easily created by gluing a picture on to cardboard and cutting it out. There are 4 separate scenes although no scenery is required. The play lasts about 10 minutes and would work well for an end of term performance as part of your Christmas celebrations.

An original comedic play which is a mash up of Halloween and Christmas. Dracula has over slept and missed his annual Halloween Party. With the help of his servant Igor and friends, Wolfie, Wanda and Pharaoh will Drac enjoy his first ever taste of Christmas? A play with a cast of 8 actors who can be male or female. The play includes 3 zombies which have no real lines but “sing and dance” briefly. Props are minimal and can be easily created by gluing a picture on to cardboard and cutting it out. There are 3 separate scenes although no scenery is required. One sound effect of a doorbell. The play lasts about 10 minutes and would work well for an end of term performance as part of your Christmas celebrations.