This is the WMV version of the PowerPoint of the same title and content. It is designed to be an alternative to scrolling through a PPT file, however it does not have the editing option that a PPT offers. It is also available to buy on Amazon as an e-book and paperback. Please use with caution. Sense of humour needed. This is actually also the topic of a forum discussion here on TES. It is intended for children aged 5+ and can be used as a stimulus for a literacy poetry lesson or simply as entertainment. This poem has gone global and has been enjoyed by different people across the world. Enjoy Reviews: Michael KramerBy Michael Kramer1 year ago I can tell you this exact scenario happened to me. However, the fart did not last for a long time. It was clearly audible and I became a laughing stock for the rest of the year. JuneBy June2 years ago My 5 year old daughter loved this and has taken a copy into school. Just hope her teacher has a sense of humor! Jennifer DragonettiBy Jennifer Dragonetti, Pleasant Valley, NY5 years ago This poem is great!!! I’m going to show this to my son who’s in 3rd grade and having some issues with liking his teacher. I’m hoping this might warm him up and open his eyes to the fact that, as you said, teachers are human!! Thanks!! NalediBy Naledi3 years ago Wow, I love this poem. It is so funny. I even used it for an assembly. I will never forget this poem.

2 PowerPoint presentations focusing on number bonds to 10. PPT 1 encourages children to find the number that makes 10 from a selection and will tell them when they are correct. PPT 2 is a party hat number bond addition visual aid Both recommended for year 1/2 SEND

These PPTs are useful for lesson introductions about Area and Perimeter in KS2 maths. They can be used to demonstrate examples and calculation methods. To introduce area and perimeter you want to first start by choosing one skill to teach at a time. I usually start with area because you can relate it to multiplication which is one of the skills we do just before area and perimeter. PPT1 - Area- A little panda character runs through the method of finding the area of a shape by first counting squares and then by using WxL multiplication method. You can unlock the panda and remove to reveal Santa if your lesson coincides with Christmas. This PPT also contains differentiated worksheets which you can print off. PPT 2 - Perimeter- The same little panda helps you to go through how to calculate the perimeter of shapes in very simple steps.

These 2 PPTs are useful for KS2/ Year 4 Science topic of Hearing and Sound. They can also be incorporated into KS1 topics where relevent. PPT - The Ear LO: To recognise sounds and where they come from. This PPT shows animated GIFs of how a sound wave travels and how it gets from the sound source to the outer and inner ear and then to the brain. It can be edited if needed to block out any of the labels that aren’t relevent. PPT 2 is a “Guess The Sound” quiz to test how children can differentiate between different sounds. It contains sound clips with the correct answer to follow. Children find this lots of fun.

3 PowerPoints to aid with visual literacy in KS2. Both suitable for class guided reading, comprehension or as a visual stimulus in lessons. PPT1 “The Wizard of Oz”- slides with text and pictures PPT2 “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” - slides with text and pictures. PPT3 “Wizard of Oz” Story mountain PPT which can be used for any text and is fully editable. Can be used alongside class book or independently.

These 2 PowerPoints are intended for Year 1/2 History topic on Homes. PPT 1 is about different types of homes with labels. PPT 2 shows “spot the difference” between old and new homes and artefacts. It makes comparisons between, eg, old toilet/new toilet etc. It has an animated front cover which you can activate by clicking the play button on the image before putting it onto slide show mode. They can be used as an introduction to the topic and as reinforcements to knowledge.

Two PPT presentations for use with KS1 to visually show how repeated addition works and how to use arrays.

This is a 2 week cycle of reading for year 2, complete with PPT planning, lesson by lesson slides with accompanying comprehension questions and resources day by day. The unit starts with text annotation. The story is analysed page by page with vocabulary defined for each page. Children can answer questions on the slides together and then in their books. There is partner practice and opportunities to write summaries and a brief diary entry. This is very prescriptive and detailed and will be a life saver for those covering this story.

This is a 2 week cycle of reading for year 2, complete with PPT planning, lesson by lesson slides with accompanying comprehension questions and resources day by day. The unit starts with text annotation. The story is analysed page by page with vocabulary defined for each page. Children can answer questions on the slides together and then in their books. There is partner practice and opportunities to write summaries and a brief diary entry. This is very prescriptive and detailed and will be a life saver for those covering this story.

Ideal for instructors or teachers to train staff in schools with anaphylaxis awareness and EpiPen training. Included in the package is a PowerPoint presentation aimed at schools to deliver Epipen training and anaphylaxis awareness to staff. It comprises of 16 slides, 1 of which is a certificate of completion. Also included is video link to the EpiPen demo and handouts for participants to make notes on if needed. All you need now is a set of Epipen /Jext / Emerade trainer pens which you can send off for online their respective web pages for free. Sorted :)

A whole unit of work covering Ludwig Von Beethoven and William Shakespeare, who they both were and posing the question, Should Beethoven and Shakespeare be still taught in schools? Encourages turn and talk and researches into their lives and legacies. Printing for each week on seperate PPTs.

Whole unit of planning for Paul Klee, looking at abstract art, posing the question, Can abstract art be understood? This is a PPT presentation which can be modified to suit either half a term or padded out to a whole term. It comes with all of the printing sheets on a seperate PPT. Aimed at Year 2 plus.

Whole unit of planning for Tomoko Kawao, looking at the art of Shodo, Japanese caligraphy, looking at linked artists, Georgia O’Keefe and Kandinsky and posing the question, Can music be seen? Children will be looking at how one can see music as a visual art by creating paired final pieces combining musical instruments with animals to form a hybrid. Lots of fun. This is a PPT presentation which can be modified. It is half a term . It comes with all of the printing sheets on the same PPT. Aimed at Year 2 plus.

This PPT is a 10 week unit of work, complete with worksheets for each lesson. It looks at the industrial revolution, James Watt, George Stephenson and how transport has improved, following the invention of the steam engine. There is also a look at Birmingham New Street Station and how it has changed over the years. Suitable for year 2 plus.

This is a 3 week cycle of reading for year 2, complete with PPT planning, lesson by lesson slides with accompanying comprehension questions and resources day by day. The unit starts with text annotation for the legend of King Arthur and a non-fiction text annotation. The story is analysed page by page with vocabulary defined for each page. Children can answer questions on the slides together and then in their books. There is partner practice and opportunities to write summaries and a brief diary entry. This is very prescriptive and detailed and will be a life saver for those covering this story.

This is a 2 week cycle of reading for year 2, complete with PPT planning, lesson by lesson slides with accompanying comprehension questions and resources day by day. The unit starts with text annotation. The story is analysed page by page with vocabulary defined for each page. Children can answer questions on the slides together and then in their books. There is partner practice and opportunities to write summaries and a brief diary entry. This is very prescriptive and detailed and will be a life saver for those covering this story.

This is 2 weeks worth of planning for the text, ‘The Proudest Blue,’ by Ibtihaj Muhammed. There is a 2 week planning document which can be tweaked and annotated to suit your needs, plus some useful worksheets for the accompanying activites, hand made by myself. These are also editable.

This is 2-3 week’s worth of planning for the text, ‘Pattan’s Pumpkin’ by Chitra Soundar. There is a 2-3 week planning document which can be tweaked and annotated to suit your needs, plus some useful worksheets for the accompanying activites, hand made by myself. These are also editable.

This is 2-3 week’s worth of planning for the text, ‘Lila and the Secret of Rain’ by David Conway and Jude Daly. There is a 2-3 week planning document which can be tweaked and annotated to suit your needs, plus some useful worksheets for the accompanying activities, hand made by myself. These are also editable.

This is 2 week’s worth of planning for the text, ‘Man on the Moon’ by Simon Bartram. There is a 2 week planning document which can be tweaked and annotated to suit your needs, plus some useful worksheets for the accompanying activites, hand made by myself. These are also editable.