Make uni prohibitively expensive, push 200,000 children into poverty (first scrap EMA), strip failing schools of money to fund free schools run by middle-class mumspocket-lining profiteersanti-abortion homophobes, kill all subjects not taught in ancient Greece ‘cos the future is scary, make exams harder, fall over, bore kids, call teachers “Trots”, buy a boat. A Guardian website reader, “afzilla”, sums up education policy south of the border.