Soundbites
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Soundbites
https://www.tes.com/magazine/archive/soundbites-13
PENNY STANLEY
* During a lesson which included discussion of the murder of Thomas a Becket in Canterbury cathedral, Year 7 pupils were asked o recall the name of the author of The Canterbury Tales.
An eager boy rasied his hand: “Jeffrey Archer.”
JKR
* Physics teacher: “If Barbie was scaled up to human size she would overbalance because the upper half of her body would be too heavy for the lower.”
Year 9 pupil: “But wouldn’t she just bounce back up again?”
JUDITH ALLAN
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