I spotted this in a student’s essay I recently marked. “It would appear that Lloyd George had failed to complete Gallstone’s mission to pacify Ireland.”
ANDREW WILSON, KIDLINGTON
A supply teacher was taking the register with a class of Year 3 children. She came to Mark De’vil. “That’s an unusual name,” she said. “Oh no,” came the reply. “I know lots of boys called Mark.”
DEBORAH WOOD, STAFFORDSHIRE