Midsummer Night's Dream Assembly

Midsummer Night’s Dream Assembly
This version of A Midsummer Night's Dream is directed, as a school assembly, by William Shakespeare's own son, Hamnet. Written for cast of 16-30, running time approx. 40 minutes, this play follows the original plot, but has some interesting twists along the way - to say nothing of how the 'play within a play' players are treated: a heroic Pyramus played by a 'large butt' Bottom; the lovely Thisby by a bushy bearded Flute; a wall by red-nosed sniffing Snout; Moonshine by 'starving' Starveling and not forgetting Snug's all important part - that of an asthmatic lion! And as if four confused lovers isn't enough to contend with on stage plus some very non-cooperative fairies - our poor director, Hamnet also has his playwright father to deal with!
Also available: an alternative Midsummer Nights Dream - entitled Midsummer Nightmare, with Michael Jackson's Thriller taking us through the 'transitions'! There are three versions of this, with differing cast sizes and performance times.
Sample Text
Hamnet: Scene II Elsewhere in the wood
(Group of very ‘out of tune/tone-deaf' fairies sing their idea of a lullaby to Titania, lying with her hands over her ears)
Music 3 - All I Ever Do is Dream by the Everly Brothers
Hamnet: Cut! Thank you! Can't you see the poor woman is trying to get to sleep?
(Fairies exit, sulkily; Titania gives a sigh of relief and falls asleep)
(Enter Oberon, sprinkling herb drops on sleeping Titania's eyelids)
Oberon: There we go. Sleep tight, my dear. And wake when some vile thing is near.
(Exit Oberon)
(Enter Lysander and Hermia; Lysander struggling with a huge suitcase, Hermia limping along behind)
Hermia: (Irritably) I told you we should have bought a map! Just look at my feet, all covered in blisters!
Lysander: Ah quit complaining! At least you haven't been lugging this great case along behind you. So much for traveling light!
Hermia: (Snatching suitcase) Well, let me relieve you of it!
(Pulls out teddy bear and flings it at Lysander)
There you go! Teddy can be your companion for the night! See you in the morning!
(Hermia stalks off, with suitcase, to opposite side of stage. Proceeds to take out sleeping bag, pillow, and rugs - all of which make for a comfortable night's sleep; leaving Lysander to ‘cuddle up' with just the teddy. Both drift off to sleep)