a No b Absolutely no c Definitely no d Hands off, you thieving Tories

2 That pound;3bn British EU rebate - is Tony Blair prepared to give it up?

a No b Absolutely, definitely No c Hands off, you thieving Frogs d Well, OK, maybe

3 Kelly Hours - coming soon to a school near you. But what are they?

a Pay-free overtime for teachers while little Ruth waits for Uncle Andrew to collect her b Eight Kelly hours = one Baker day c Eight Ruth Kellys = one Kenneth Baker d A sign of incipient megalomania

4 Reports emerge of torture in Guantanamo Bay. What fiendish methods were used?

a Blasting white noise at prisoners b High volume noise of drilling c Recordings of swarm of bees d Christina Aguilera records

ANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3d, 4d