Teacher (explaining metric prefixes): Milli means very, very small, and kilo is very big. Give me some examples of kilo
Pupil: Kilowatt
Teacher: Good
Pupil 2: Kilogram
Teacher: Excellent
Pupil 3: Me Sir, Me Sir (arm stretched up) Kilowhale
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