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PAUL JOHNSTON, MARKET HARBOROUGH, LEICS
Five-year-old Thomas was told off for saying ‘bum’. ‘What am I supposed to say, then?’ he asked indignantly. ‘The bit between your legs and your back which has two cheeks and a gap up the middle?’
DEBBIE RAINER, BURNHAM, BUCKS
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