COMMON WORD STORY 18 ARAB STEEL CONQUERS This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: PRINCIPAL AREOLA CROW MACKINAW SPLINT REBUT PRITHEE COLLIER RIGID MODAL FIGHT SUBVERSION DAMASCUS EMISSION TRAMPLE GOVERNOR DOGTAG VIVACIOUS CANDID DUFFER Here is my story: The governor of Damascus crowed in a candid interview. He rebutted claims that the reconquest of the crusader kingdoms was by subversion and treachery. He said the fight to trample those areas was principally due to the quality of Damascus steel. Arab colliers and metalergists produced a sword with the right combination of rigidity and flexibility. It splintered inferior blades ruined by emissions from substandard coal and metal. It allowed for a vivacious response againt foreign intrusions. The mayor of Damascus boasted in a frank statement. He refuted claims that the retaking of the crusader kingdoms was by stealth and treason. He said the fight to beat those areas was mainly due to the superiority of Damascus steel. Arab coal miners and metal specialists produced a sword with the right mix of bendability and strength. It shattered lesser blades spoiled by impurities from bad coal and ore. It made possible a lively reaction to invasions. Concluding Thoughts: See the full list of 17,000 words.

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Common Word Story 7 Walter Winchel This story is made from randomly chosen common words. I have picked ten words from this list: (see if you can also make a story) Asterisk carat lesbian reprehensible ductile gorgonzola animal cyclotron posy ingrained lionize Hyksos servant elope antigen fluvial intermission Ares lucrative cerise My Story: Walter Winchel Reprehensible language is represented in text by characters like carats and asterisks. When a famous married man eloped with his lovely servant creating a massive scandal, Walter Winchel was lionized for writing a newspaper article using these characters. Writing this little posy was lucrative for Winchel who became a top reporter. Instead of looking like an animal, he seemed witty and clever by replacing crude language with asterisks and carats so you could fill in the blanks with you imagination. Offensive language is shown in text by symbols like ^ and *. When a famous married man ran away with his lovely maid causing a massive flap Walter Winchel got honors for writing a newspaper article using these charcers. Writing this little poetry was of great financial benefit for Winchel who became a top reported. Instead of looking lowly, he seemed smart and inventive by substituting bad language with * and ^

COMMON WORD STORY 23 WHAT WAS WORLD WAR TWO LIKE This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: ARID SPITAL ETHER ENMITY MANDATORY YANG AMORAL POSITRON AMBULANCE UNDUE BARD CHEAPSKATE ZOO CONN STEREOTYPE DEFICIT FREEDOM GUT LASSO BREECH Here is my story: Some people say the bombing of Nazi Germany in WW2 was amoral, an undue show of violence. However; during the time, the enmity caused by the war gave people complete freedom to fight. It was mandatory; being a pacifist was a breech of mores. So, American bombers flew way up in the ether where no bird could go. The stereotype was the crews had guts, but they were scared, with dry mouths with hardly any spital. Ambulances waited for the inevitable casualties. Some people say the bombing of Nazi Germany in WW2 was unconscionable, an unreasonable show of violence. However; during the time, the hatred caused by the war gave complete freedom to fight. It was required; being against the war was against the norms. So, American bombers flew way up in the stratosphere where no bird could go. The stardard image was crews were brave, but they were afraid, with dry mouths with hardly any spit. Medics waited for the unavoidably injured. Final Thoughts: Writing these stories is a good exercise. Try it with the included list of 17000 common words.

COMMON WORD STORY 14 Howard Carter Finds King Tut This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: 1.hoax 2.valley 3.catacomb 4.quixotic 5.as 6.luminary 7.autogenous 8.condominium 9.recipe 10.April 11.treatise 12.oeuvre 13.architrave 14.garter 15.onto 16.zinnia 17.ellipsis 18.pagoda 19.er satz 20.hamburger My Story: Howard Carter had a quixotic quest to find King Tut. He searched through empty dusty Egyptian catacombs, following every real lead and hoaxes. But this was recipe for poverty. As an impoverished archaeologist, he lived in a broken down condominium and ate er satz hamburger. Then in April 1922,he found the tomb of King Tut, rocketing him onto the list of luminaries. His massive treatise on the discovery of the tomb became his famous oeuvre. Howard carter had a romantic search to find King Tut. He looked through empty dusty Egyptian underground chambers, following every real and fake lead. But this was a formula for poverty. As a penniless archaeologist, he lived in a broken down row house and ate imitation hamburger. Then in spring 1922, he found King Tut, rocketing him onto the list of the famous. His massive volume on the discovery of the tomb became his life’s work.

COMMON WORD STORY 21 HOW A LANDMARK WAS LOST This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: SERVICE NEURASTHENIA VAUDEVILLE TENTATIVE WET SUIT ACERBIC DROP DIVULGE PARTAKE NIGHTCAP MOON CONJUNCTIVITIS FACADE IRISH BEAVER NEAP HUNGARIAN GROUP PRAETOR INNARDS Here is my story: The City of Boston did not divulge its tentative plan to knock down the long closed vaudeville theather from the 1920’s. It wrote it would be a service to the downtown area by freeing up space. They had been met by acerbic resistance from local groups of descendants of Irish and Hungarian immigrants who had worked there. The City said it had dropped the plan, then during a full moon, they sent wreckers to rip out the theater’s innards and tear down the facade. The City oproposed plan of Boston did not reveal its proposed plan to remove the long closed live playhouse theater from the 1920’s. It wrote be a help to the city center by making more space available. They had been met by acidic opposition from local groups of relatives of Irish and Hungarian people who had come to America who worked there. The City said it was not going to go forward, then during a full moon, they sent in the demolishers to tear out the theater’s insides and pull down its front.

COMMON WORD STORY 20 WHAT THE SAINTS DID IN ROME This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: FALL AFLUTTER GAGGLE TITULAR TANDEM FURLOUGH EVOCATION WHOLESALE HAGIOLOGY FUNDUS PRESIDIO PLENTY REPATRIATE ANNEX AGGRANDIZE CREDENZA LANDLORD OBTRUDE CRUCIFY MUUMUU Here is my story: In the old presidio annex is a chapel. It's aisles are obtruded with plenty of statues and monuments to saints. In the corner, is a gaggle of wholesome looking brothers who worked in tandem in ancient Rome, aiding the poor. Their hagiology sets the pious heart aflutter with the evocation of a life filled to the brim with suffering and triumph. They were aggrandized by the final honor of being crucified for the faith. In the old Spanish fort is a side chapel. It's passages are cluttered with a lot of statues and plaques to saints. In the corner, is a group of pure looking brothers who worked shoulder to shoulder in ancient Rome, helping the poor. Their religious story inspires the holy heart with echoes of a life chock full of pain and victory. They were lifted up by the final honor of being nailed to a cross for the faith. Concluding Thoughts: This is a way to work with words. The translation into other words especially , gets you thinking. Look at the full list of 17,000 words.

COMMON WORD STORY THE VATICAN This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: neurotoxin papalumbug patsy humeral syncline humbug orange melancholic blueberry angle iron zodiac manhandle blunder definition transsexual gorgeous stun chimpanzee bowling langniappe Here is my story: The idea that the papal court by definition was full of pious pansies is meer humbug. The Vatican is stunningly gorgeous with mosaics of zodiacs and other artwork. They have their own zoo with chimpanzees, a bowling alley, even a movie theater. In the past, they had their own army and manhandled people they did not like. A former pope’s blunder was eatting blueberries and oranges poisoned with neurotoxins by assassins. He became melancholic and irrational. the notion that the papal court by nature was full of holy weaklings is nonsense. The Vatican is incredibly beautiful with inlays of the star signs and other paintings. They have a zoo with apes, bowling lanes, even a film viewing complex. In the past, they had their own army that ruffed up people they didn’t like. A past pope’s mistake was to eat fruit tainted bt enemies with mind killing substances. He got sad and crazy. Concluding Thoughts: This is a good activity for several reasons: It gets you to learn or review words you haven’t seen for a while - gets you cracking opened a dictionary. The mind can build to what it is called to do. Writing a story may seem impossible with a certain collection of words but you can do it! Start small, see what words go together, make sentences. See if you can improve my story. I find a story suggests itself from what I have been thinking about.

COMMON WORD STORY 19 ENGLAND WINS THE ALASKAN RACE This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words.gland From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: CUP TOGGLE VITUPERATION CLOVERLEAF SNATCH CASULTY REJOINDER NORM DEICE PEMMICAN VILLA BOULEVARD IMMINENT EMBLAZON CONE TRADE HERMETIC OBLONG INAUGURATE DITTO Here is my story: The oblong gold cup trophy for the Alaskan race as snatched by the English team in 2010. Their sled deiced and emblazoned with the Union Jack stood ready for the imminent starting gun. As was the norm, the start was down a broad boulevard next to the villa of the mayor. The team had rations of pemmican and first aid gear for any casualties. Their win inaugurated a string of victories for England. The slender gold bowl trophy for the Alaskan race as grabbed by the English team in 2010. Their sled warmed up and decorated with the English flag stood ready for the soon to be start. As usual, the start was down a wide road next to the governor’s mansion. The team had dry food and first aid equipment for and injuries. Their win strted a row of victories for England.

COMMON WORD STORY 15 PEOPLE WITH DIGNITY This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: TRUISM PTARMIGAN VISOR BLATHER PEACOCK DIGNITY POPLIN HORSE BRIDAL SMELL DAUGHTER LAUGHTER PROPANE PION QUITTANCE DOGE NITHER FRUMP SECRETARIAT MUTE Here is my story: It is a truism that important people have dignity. The doge in Venice like a peacock on his war horse with guilded visor, the general in his poplin shirt with medals, the future wife in her bridal party. All radiate dignity in a mute way. It is an unspoken truth that important people demand respect. The prince in Venice like a strutting cock on with war stead with golden helmet, the General in his military uniform shirt with medals, the future wed woman in her bridal party All glow with worthiness in a silent way. Concluding Thoughts: See my full list of 17000 words. I have tried to give a spectrum of words that reflect the way sound changes meaning. What I mean is that I focus on root words of a family of words. In this way, I have a smaller number of words that represent the language. It is alot of fun.

Common Word Story 12 Howard Carter Finds King Tut Here is my writing exercise: I have collected a list of 17000 words. I then have randomly picked twenty words from it. Out of these I have written a story with at least ten words from that list. It’s a fun writing exercise you should try. Here is the twenty word list: moment quest embark gin rubby sandbox price despair kook teach prior chaplain recur occident panoply legislate cine filligree panache omnipresent My story: After WW1, the Egyptians legislated approval for occidentals to resume the quest for King Tut’s tomb. So, Carter embarked on his prior digging in the sandbox which was the Valley of the Kings. It was at a heavy price and as failure recurred, his sponsor Lord Canarvan began to dispair. Then came that cine moment. The tomb was found with the full panoply of a pharaoh. Golden filigree was omnipresent, giving panache to the grave goods. After WW1, the Egyptians voted to OK Westeners to re-start the search for King Tut’s tomb. So, Carter went back to his former digs in the dusty playpen which was the Valley of the Kings. It was very expensive work and as the former failure continued again, his backer Lord Canovan started to have doubts. Then came that cinamatic event. The tomb was found with a full set of burial gear of a pharaoh. Golden coverings were everywhere giving the grave goods an impressive appearance.

COMMON WORD STORY 25 BEN HUR Here is a story made with common words. I picked them off trhis list: culvert impute solo monster endotoxin charioteer ominous agrarian badinage number terminate ionosphere hold up unequaled persimmon confraternity habituate gal postulate remain My Story: Ben Hur is an equaled story: His boyhood army friend returns to Palistine. When asked during their badinage, Hur says a number of people talk against Rome. Imagining a confraterity of rebels, the friend demands a list. Hur refuses. When tiles from Hur’s roof culvert fall, terminating the governor’s parade, blame is imputed on him and his sister and mother. They are arrested and remain in ominous circumstances. The friend knows their innocence but says he is not a monster, only acting for Rome’s good by being cruel to his friend. Hur habituates to the life of a galley slave rower. His solo rescue of the admiral earns his freedom. He become the admiral’s son in Rome. However; a happy ending is held up when Hur finally postulates he can rescue his mother and sister. He has agrarian adventures, becomes a charioteer, gets a gal, kills the bad guy and saves his family. All very improbable, but fun. Ben Hur is a fabulous story: His boyhood friend returns to Palistine. When asked during their casual conversation, Hur says a number of people talk against Rome. Imagining a society of rebels, the friend demands a list. Hur refuses. When tiles from Hur’s roof drain fall ending the governor parade, blame is charged on him and his mother and sister. They are arrested and kept in threatening conditions. The friend knows they are innocent but says he is not a monster, only acting for Rome’s good by being cruel to his friend. Hur gets used to the life of a galley slave rower. His single handed rescue of the admiral earns his freedom. He becomes the admiral’s son in Rome. However; a happy ending is delayed when Hur finally figures he can rescue his mother and sister. He has adventures in the countryside, become a chariot racer, gets a girl, kills the bad guy and saves his family. All very unlikely, but fun.

COMMON WORD STORY 16 WHAT AMERICANS WANTED This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: RABBLE GLOBE ERE SCRIPT JUDICIOUS CONCEPT FACILITY CAPTIOUS DEBENTURE PEER LADYFINGER BACKFIRE DELTOID PENAL BUOY MANNEQUIN JURISPRUDENCE DISAVOW UNEARTH MILLER Here is my story: When the concept of global mercantilism was unearthed in Europe, it backfired on England. The American colonies were captious of penal measures to buoy up English industries. American industries were being kept down in favor of English ones. Millers, bakers and their peers formed a rabble, demanding independence. They wanted debentures payable in American issued script and disavowed allegiance to the crown. When the idea of world-wide nation favoring trade policy was invented in Europe, in had bad consequences for England. The American colonies were critical of laws to aid English industries. American industries were being held back in favor of English ones. Grain grinders, bakers and the like formed a mob, calling for freedom. They wanted debts payable in American created money and denied special loyalty to England. Concluding Thoughts: This writing exercise would look good in a newspaper like a crossword puzzle.

COMMON WORD STORY 17 YOU MUST BE PROPER This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: MOONSHINE MORTICIAN CANTOR WHOLESALE EUCLIDEAN CAIMAN DULY BENNY COOK FLICKER DEPOSE PLEDGE INVERSION POH MUSTY AEROPLANE POLYCHROME DECREE EYELASH ROSEMARY Here is my story: A cantor must be duly proper. Benny, who was also a part time mortician, took a wholesale pledge to abstain from moonshine. However; in a musty polychrome lab, he cooked up mash into alcohol in secret. He flavored it with rosemaery and it sold well. It was an inversion of everything decreed by his religion and position. When it was revealed, he was deposed from his place in the synogouge. A Jewish religious singer must be by definition well behaved. Benny, who was also an undertaker on the side, took a categorical oath to stay away from strong drink. However; in a moldy garish lab, he cooked up corn meal into alcohol in secret. He flavored it with herbs and it sold well. It was a complete about face from everything demanded by his religion and status. When it was made known, he was dropped from his job in the congregation. Concluding Thoughts: Like tarot cards, random words suggest a story. Here, I put words together into a somewhat logical story in a workman-like way.

COMMON WORD STORY 28 A SUPERMAN COMIC BOOK This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: SATISFY BEHAVIOR INSECTAVOR SHRILL SUPERMAN HERITAGE HOPPER RUBELLA SEROLOGY SAVOIR FAIRE TABLEAU DEFUNCT SCRIPTURE PARATAXIS PATERNAL AGOG TEREPIDATION ENTITY MINT TUDOR Here is my story: A shrill auction was held for a mint Superman comic book. The now defunct story was about an entity from another world doing super-human behaviors. He satisfied the definition of a super hero, leaving a generation agog with a heritage of crime fighting, giving bad guys trepidation. Noisy bidding took place for a brand-new looking Superman comic book. The now discontinued story was about a being from another world, doing very strong deeds. He filled the bill as a super hero, leaving a generation in awe with a memory of crime fighting, giving fear to the bad guys. FINAL THOUGHTS: Included with this story is a 17,000 word list of common words. Well, not really common, just every word I thought should be on a list of English words. I focused on word families to cut down on the number of entries, so I listed government not governmental, etc. I have seen a few such common word lists; some were a joke, some lacked depth and inclusiveness. My list is very personal to me, as I included only words I have seen used myself. As I have dabbed in a few fields of study, it is bigger without being tiresome. This list is interesting in itself. Look at it and see if I missed and important words.

COMMON WORD STORY 26 Why People COME TO AMERICA This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: HUG ROW VISAGE NOBILITY PROCIUTO DENDRITE CROSS TRANSPIRATION MODIFY SLOPE NICHE INTEGRAL SCOOTER CRIME SCUFF JUDICIARY PASSENGER RORSCHACH TEST QUOTIDIAN DEMILITARIZE Here is my story: Many immigrants come into the USA illegally. Judical policy has been modified to leave the boarder open; some would say it is demilitarized; this is integral to their coming. Cranes have taken out rows of fencing, aiding passenger traffic by foot, car, even scooter. You see their scuffed visages with a rugged nobility. They are climbing a steep slope, looking for a niche in life. Many travelers come into the USA illegally. Laws have been changed to leave the boarder passable; some would say it is pacified; this is a main element of their coming. Heavy machinery has taken down lines of barriers, smoothing their traffic by foot, auto, scooter. You see their roughed up faces with stark dignity. They are going up a high hill, looking for a place in life. FINAL THOUGHTS: The English language is like an organ with many voices. With it you can express stories, ideas and moods. The list of 17,000 common words I’ve included here is a good start to realize the range English has achieved.

VOCABULARY - COMMON WORD STORY 29 What happened to the criminal This is a writing exercise using common words. I have collected a list of 17,000 words. From this I have chosen twenty words at random. The exercise is to write a story with at least ten of them. I have included my story along with a translation into other words. Here is the list: mosquito forbode flex superb brink up species sterling meningitis saucepan stall spasm usher clavichord hotcakes functional racketeer cerement limpid grieve Here is my story: The racketeer ran from the law. He stalled on the brink of a forboding swamp. It was full of mosquito and flea species that cause meningitis. The beginning water being limpid, seemed to usher him in. When he was up to his waist, the spasms began. He was in a functional breakdown and stuck. The sterling law officers retrieved his body for ID. The swamp goo were his cerements. No one grieved for him. The gangster ran from the law. He hesitated on the edge of a scary bog. It was full of vermin that cause brain sickness. The beginning water waa clear seeming to invite him in. When he was up to his naval, the convulsions began. He was physically paralyzed and fixed in place. The great law officers got back his body for ID. The swamp muck were his winding sheets. No one mourned for him. FINAL THOUGHTS: Good, no?

Do Some Bingo Cards Win More than Other Cards? - An Experiment There are theories that predict more winable bingo cards; namely Tippett and Grandville Theories. These seem like plausible theories made by respected mathematicians. This is an experiment to see if some cards win more often than other cards. I play bingo in a club. There are twenty to fifty players. I noticed that you must win in at least twenty five turns. I wrote a computer program to make bingo cards and play with them; this is easy for a computer which is very mathematical. I was able to play 1000 games a second with my home computer. I count the wins in less than 26 as a measure of quality. I play 1000 cards 1000 times each. I compare these cards to a master list with high scoring cards. I replace lower scoring cards with higher scoring cards. In this way, I get the highest scoring cards concentrated on a master list. Regular cards win about 80 times in 1000 tries. The master list boosted wins to 108 wins per 1000 games. I use a number seed to make cards so I can make a card again. What I did to see if cards win more was to use the master list cards to play again and see there winability then. I played 530 million games to make a master list of 1000 top winning cards. However; when I played with these top cards again, they proved to be no better than a randomly made card. This seems to indicate that all bingo cards have an equal chance of winning and no card is any better than any other card. In this product I include: the program, the master top scoring card list, the top scoring list when used again, more details about the program. If cards did show more winability, I would have pursued a reason for this - different last digits, average near the mean as the bingo theories indicate they should be like. My explanation to this project is this: A card may score very high by chance. That is, a card may win more times in 1000 trials by chance. Every 1000 cards, a few may excel by chance. It is like winning a lottery. If you win a lottery, than does not mean you are more likely to win another lottery again. You have an equal chance to win another lottery as anyone else. I am sure this is not the final word on this matter and some other thing may come up, but this is solid evidence against bingo theories. Paul Skittone 2023

Vocabulary Word Version: The inadvertent misconception made by the casino in its ads that its spa facilities are a free compliment to people checked into its hotel rooms was decried by people when they went to the spa and were told there is a $100 dollar entrance charge even to those in the hotel. Simplified Version: The unintentional impression made by the casino in its ads that its spa amenities are a free addition to people checked into its hotel rooms was disapproved of by people when they went to the spa and were told there is a $100 entrance charge even to those in the hotel. Paraphrase: The casino ran an ad showing its spa. It made it look like this was part of the deal when you went there and got a room. This was not done on purpose. People complained when they went to the spa and were told there is an additional $100 dollar entrance fee even to those in the hotel.

VOCABULARY STORY: Discerning people enumerated the discordant amounts of actual discounts disclosed in a court case and the promised discounts in deceptive ads by a cruise ship company. SIMPLIFIED STORY: Alert people listed the different amounts of actual reductions in prices revealed in a court case and the promised cuts in tricky ads by a cruise ship company. PARAPHRASE: A court case was brought against a cruise ship company. It was claimed that it was wrongfully offering lower prices that it did not honor. Those following the story closely counted all the difference in the advertised prices and the actual prices charged.